Moments at Tea House

Feb 19

white people

• anh: **** is very weird...
• pam: she's not weird... she's white
• anh: yeah, white is weird. white is foreign to me!

Dec 02

Southwest Airlines Internship

• Pam: We can fly anywhere! we can fly to Texas!
• Anh: Why Texas..?
• Pam: SO WE CAN GO TO TEXAS EDC!!

Nov 23

3AM Tuesday Morning

• Anna: I'm not tired b/c I took a 5 hr nap
• Anh: I'm not tired b/c I'm drunk

“I think sneezing is contagious… smiling is contagious… I think I’m a little drunk” — Anh Vu

hangovers

Anh: I woke up with a fatass headache this morning. I thought it was because I slept with my hair wet, but my hair wasnt wet last night..

Nov 18

• Pam: The only one I want to legitly fucking marry is in Canada!
• Anh: WOAH WOAH WOAH. ALL I HEARD WAS LEGITLY FUCK!

Nov 17

self-control

• Anna: I HAVE SELF CONTROL
• Maritess: I dont know what that means.
• Anna: wtf?
• Maritess: what? I don't! No means yes all the time!

Nov 16

“Why would someone trust something that bleeds every month? This is a legitimate concern, no wonder men are afraid of women.” — pam

Oct 15

Roommate Bonding

Watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape. 2 minutes of 8 inches and moaning.

• Anh: Maritess, where do you go to get your massages?
• Maritess: I get mine for free from my aunt's friend cause they went to masseuse school together.
• Anh: A guy or girl?
• Maritess: Guy.
• Anh: So what does he do?
• Maritess: Like massage my back, my legs, my feet, arms, stomach, and even your butt. There are tense muscles in the butt so you can loosen them up.
• Anh: So your ass is loose!