February 2011
1 post
white people
anh: **** is very weird...
pam: she's not weird... she's white
anh: yeah, white is weird. white is foreign to me!
December 2010
1 post
Southwest Airlines Internship
Pam: We can fly anywhere! we can fly to Texas!
Anh: Why Texas..?
Pam: SO WE CAN GO TO TEXAS EDC!!
November 2010
6 posts
3AM Tuesday Morning
Anna: I'm not tired b/c I took a 5 hr nap
Anh: I'm not tired b/c I'm drunk
“I think sneezing is contagious… smiling is contagious… I think...”
– Anh Vu
hangovers
Anh: I woke up with a fatass headache this morning. I thought it was because I slept with my hair wet, but my hair wasnt wet last night..
Pam: The only one I want to legitly fucking marry is in Canada!
Anh: WOAH WOAH WOAH. ALL I HEARD WAS LEGITLY FUCK!
self-control
Anna: I HAVE SELF CONTROL
Maritess: I dont know what that means.
Anna: wtf?
Maritess: what? I don't! No means yes all the time!
“Why would someone trust something that bleeds every month? This is a legitimate...”
– pam
October 2010
2 posts
Roommate Bonding
Watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape. 2 minutes of 8 inches and moaning.
Anh: Maritess, where do you go to get your massages?
Maritess: I get mine for free from my aunt's friend cause they went to masseuse school together.
Anh: A guy or girl?
Maritess: Guy.
Anh: So what does he do?
Maritess: Like massage my back, my legs, my feet, arms, stomach, and even your butt. There are tense muscles in the butt so you can loosen them up.
Anh: So your ass is loose!
June 2010
2 posts
b/c we havent posted in a while
Pam: Hey where’s the long toilet paper thing for the *hand gestures* in the kitchen
Anna: You mean the paper towels…..?
Pam: HAHAHAHA oh shit. I am so high! **does the running man**
After
Anna: LOL oh pams
men afater men ater men
send some over my way
share the ove
*love
Pam: you cant spell after
to save your life
lol
Anna: ....
give me a break
its hard being perfect
April 2010
2 posts
F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
Maritess: Can we watch something else, I’m tired of FRIENDS.
*SILENCE*
Anh: whoa whoa WHOA!
#69
Maritess: *announcing to the apt* OMG Pam said I would 69 with _____ if he voted for ____ ____.
Anh: I know.
Pam: So you're saying you wouldn't?
Maritess: No! I don't do sexual favors.
Pam: What you call sexual favors, I call politics.
Haha WOW.
March 2010
6 posts
Two different rooms
Pam and Maritess are in the living room
Pam: Check this out.
Maritess: OMG can we just have like a girls day and like do this? I think I want a new one. Pam can I get you one when I go home?
Pam: No.
Maritess: I wonder if Anna's used hers. *Anna's in her room* Anna! Have you used yours yet?
Anna: Ew no.
Maritess: Why not? That's like a waste of our money!
Anna: I will give you $13 back. Do you want it?
Maritess: Actually...
Anna: Why? You running out of battery?
Maritess: No, I have batteries for sure!
Massaging Anna
Anna: Maritess can you massage me please?!
Maritess: Ugh ok.
Anna: Thanks baby. I'll tip you a dollar in your bra.
Weekends @ tea house
Anh: So should i take two shots or three?
Anna: 2
Anh: so 3?
Anna: yea
Midnight Snack at Tea House
*while heating up left over crawfish* Pam: Do you want my heads Anna: oooo yeahh! I love the heads Pam: yeah, you WOULD like head Anh: yeah, you WOULD make a joke like that
“Where’s Anh? *gets distracted and looks at her and Maritess’ door...”
– Pam
“It’s better to love than not to love.”
– Anna (said with sarcasm).
February 2010
10 posts
Reflex
Pam: I dont know what to do for Spring Break
Maritess: ME!
Anna: Wtf?!
Maritess: ITS A REFLEX
Later...
Pam: In Fremont there's this indoor Skydiving place that I want to go to
Anna: Sounds like that would hurt
Maritess: I like it when it hurts
“ugh if only we could all get paid in sexual satisfaction”
– pam
3 Catholics, 1 Buddhist
Anna: I hate sleeping on that couch. It's because it's slanted.
Maritess: Yeah, that's also where Anh gets sleep paralysis.
Maritess: Look at the picture. Anh has horns.
Anna: Woah wtf. I am the only one that hasn't had a bad dream or anything. I'm like protected or something. Buddha is watching over me!
“Ooooh can you hide the weed n alc n pipes? Hold uppp coz my mom is gonna bring...”
– Discretion at Tea House. Haha
hennesey
Anh: omg this bottle of $40 dollars. there are only ten shots in here
Pam: omg that means it's $4 a shot!!
Anh: omg that means it's $2 a shot!!
Pam: -_____________________-
Pam: Is it bad to cupcake with someone with no intention of getting together?
Maritess: No. Pssh you're asking me. Haha!
Men in the eyes of Pam
Pam: He's like a cat you know?
Anna & Maritess: Cat?!
Pam: Yeah a cat, I'm not attracted to cats
LOL
Anna: Pam, are you not wearing a bra right now... (while staring at Pam's chest)
Pam: OMG, Anna, YES I AM....
Anna: (still staring)
Pam: Omg, STOP STARING!!
“OHMG! TODAY, I HAD THE BEST …. DOUGHNUT EVER!”
– Anh Vu, Gluttony
the beginning
Anh: Stop exploiting me!
Pam: You're exploitable...