1. Notes: 2 / 1 year ago 

   white people

   anh: **** is very weird...

   pam: she's not weird... she's white

   anh: yeah, white is weird. white is foreign to me!
2. Notes: 1 / 1 year ago 

   Southwest Airlines Internship

   Pam: We can fly anywhere! we can fly to Texas!

   Anh: Why Texas..?

   Pam: SO WE CAN GO TO TEXAS EDC!!
3. 1 year ago 

   3AM Tuesday Morning

   Anna: I'm not tired b/c I took a 5 hr nap

   Anh: I'm not tired b/c I'm drunk
4. Notes: 1 / 1 year ago 
   "I think sneezing is contagious… smiling is contagious… I think I’m a little drunk"
   - Anh Vu
5. Notes: 2 / 1 year ago 

   hangovers

   Anh: I woke up with a fatass headache this morning. I thought it was because I slept with my hair wet, but my hair wasnt wet last night..

6. 1 year ago 
   Pam: The only one I want to legitly fucking marry is in Canada!

   Anh: WOAH WOAH WOAH. ALL I HEARD WAS LEGITLY FUCK!
7. Notes: 2 / 1 year ago 

   self-control

   Anna: I HAVE SELF CONTROL

   Maritess: I dont know what that means.

   Anna: wtf?

   Maritess: what? I don't! No means yes all the time!
8. 1 year ago 
   "Why would someone trust something that bleeds every month? This is a legitimate concern, no wonder men are afraid of women."
   - pam
9. Notes: 1 / 1 year ago 

   Roommate Bonding

   Watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape. 2 minutes of 8 inches and moaning.

10. Notes: 1 / 1 year ago 
    Anh: Maritess, where do you go to get your massages?

    Maritess: I get mine for free from my aunt's friend cause they went to masseuse school together.

    Anh: A guy or girl?

    Maritess: Guy.

    Anh: So what does he do?

    Maritess: Like massage my back, my legs, my feet, arms, stomach, and even your butt. There are tense muscles in the butt so you can loosen them up.

    Anh: So your ass is loose!

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